watercolourprincess asked:
List 10 facts about yourself and send to your 10 favourite blogs ♡ xx
List 10 facts about yourself and send to your 10 favourite blogs ♡ xx
1. I cannot stand the smell of Vegemite.
2. Humanity is something someone has made up as a sick and twisted joke, in my opinion.
3. I can speak multiple languages - though not well.
4. My cat has a habit of sleeping on peoples’ heads whilst they are asleep, except mine.
5. “If you existed, I’d divorce you” is the worst insult I have yet to hear.
6. I have been called a buttwhore, several times.
7. This is my favourite number.
8. A nasty trait of mine is pushing people away cruelly, so that neither of us gets hurt which is just fucking illogical.
9. I type with my pinkies poised in the air like some fancy British tea-drinker.
10. There is a boy, who is very lovely. Lovely does not do the right amount of justice.
A dude on facebook just asked me what he should do, because he and his friend both like the same person.
I answered “threesomes are always the correct answer”
I don’t think he’s entirely satisfied with my response.
(via alanabananana)
